An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
have pooped in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you.
I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
Amish..gotta love them
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