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CHEVROLET:

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

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:evil: They were all funny
"There's no replacement for displacement"
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pontiac poor old norweigen thinks its a chevy
if its fixed break it again red white and ford blue the only up hill thats good is the one you are going down
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Flippin Owners Really Dumb
CHEVOLET_ Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
1970 F100 4x4, 360 FE, NP435, 9", factory 4.10, Homemade 4" lift, 35/12.5R15 MT Baja Claws- ultra budget 4x4 toy
2001 F250 4x4, Powerstroke diesel, auto, 140hp TS Performance chip, AFE cold air intake, hopefully adding soon- Jobe performance cold air intake, CFM+ intake manifold, 4" turbo back custom duals, stage 2 injectors- Daily Driver
Hot Rods have a Ford in front and a toolbox in the back, street rods have a chevy in front and a can of wax in the back- Mr. Offenhouser
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I want to hear one for Honda, anyone got one?
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Mopar- Mostly Oddball Parts Assembled Randomly
1970 F100 4x4, 360 FE, NP435, 9", factory 4.10, Homemade 4" lift, 35/12.5R15 MT Baja Claws- ultra budget 4x4 toy
2001 F250 4x4, Powerstroke diesel, auto, 140hp TS Performance chip, AFE cold air intake, hopefully adding soon- Jobe performance cold air intake, CFM+ intake manifold, 4" turbo back custom duals, stage 2 injectors- Daily Driver
Hot Rods have a Ford in front and a toolbox in the back, street rods have a chevy in front and a can of wax in the back- Mr. Offenhouser
07 Harley Davidson Nightster, 1200 with stage 1 programming, RSD intake, straight pipes, and Ape Hangers!
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aww come on yall haha its
Finest
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Reliability and
Driveability
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Mopar : move over Pontiac approaching rapidly :lol:
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Dying
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Dodge
Dear Old Dads Garage Exparament

acura
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

honda
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

hundai
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

toyota
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

Audi
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.


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GM-genaric motors, government motors
GMC-general mess 'o crap
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Ford
For Off Road Driving
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1970 f250 4x4
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Chev-ro-let
shuvit-and let it-lay
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GMC
Got Mechanic Coming
Great Mound of Crap

BMW

Big Money Wasted
'40 pickup, '51 F6, '54 F100, '56 F600, '59 F100, '60 F100,
'64 Unibody, '64 F100, '66 F100, '66 Bronco, '67 Fairlane (wife's) '68 F100,
'72 F250 '72 F100, '77 F100 4X4, '83 F150 4X4, !944 2N, 1951 8N, 1952 8N, 1953 Jubilee
1960 881 Select O Speed, 1961 801, yeah I'm eat up with it.
Non-Ford: '41 Plymouth, '55 Desoto, '67 Jaguar 420, '72 Mercedes 220
'84 Subaru GL turbo coupe. I need more garage, maybe an empty Wal-Mart.
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