ford stands for

[Dirty Offio]

Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Dem
Olde
Dodges
Go
Everywhere (only one I know for Dodge, I know there are some others...maybe someone else remembers! )

Swedish
Automobiles
Always
Break

Towed
Or
Yanked
Onyer
Time
Always

Barfed
Up
Icky
Carmel
Korn

That's all the ones I remember!

Offio

[obsa]

MOPAR GTO

Massively Getcha
Over Tools
Powered Out
And
Respected

[bb429power]

American
Motor
Catastrophy

[Broncodawg]

Fiat: F%&*$ing Italian Attempted Transportation

[BobbyFord]

Scion: Sexually Confused Individual On Narcotics

[bluemoose]

Has anyone noticed what Ford is putting on some of the trucks these days?

TRD is a little too close to TURD for my liking.

[Old Bird]

Has anyone noticed what Ford is putting on some of the trucks these days?

TRD is a little too close to TURD for my liking.

TRD is Toyota though. But I need to make a sticker for my truck anyway:

Trial and Error Racing Development
TERD

[bluemoose]

My Fault. I was so embarrased for the truck I didn't take a real close look at the maker. If I offended any sensible Ford owners I humbly apologize.

Moose

[hazelnut]

Genaric
Made
Chevy

Found
On
Road
Daily

[Oren09]

Massively
Over
Powered
Asphalt
Remover

Many
Odd
Parts
Are
Required

Cheap
Hardly
Effective
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time

[trick]

Ford spelled backwards; Driver Returns On Foot.

[trick]

Buick- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.

[fbomb100]

F O R D
Foreign Ordered Reproduction Departmant

[zsvdkhnorc]

Eight months later...

My father-in-law, a Chevy guy, called mine F***ing Old Rickety Dodge

One I picked out of an old Popular Mechanics:

Every
Day
Something
Else
Leaks

[uboughtwhat?]

Here's

HUMMER
Heavy
Useless
Man
Made
Ego
Replenisher

JEEP
Junk
Each and
Every
Part

BMW
Breaks
My
Wallet

DODGE
Drips
Oil
Drips
Grease
Everywhere

GM--General Misery
AMC-- Another Mindless Creation

Enjoy!
Jeff