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Big Blue 72
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A blonde pushes her Chevy into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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...hmmm...creates quite the "visual" doesn't it?...
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:lol: :lol: Must have been a Northern girl. :P :evil:
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Big Blue 72 wrote:A blonde pushes her Chevy into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SO that's how to get my Chevy truck running. And I was about to yank the 350 and tranny and toss a 360 and C6 in its place.
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