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Walking the pooch!

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Reportedly, a woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

Unexpectedly,

the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

Everybody got off the plane except one lady

who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight..

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said,

"No thanks, but maybe Buddy

would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind!

Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses !

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes,

but they were trying to change airlines!


True story.....


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THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
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Haha that is funny...I can picture every one seeing the pilot coming out and double takes everywhere...lol
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