The economy is so bad...

[fordman]

the econmy is so bad. that my banker wont even smile at me. even though i have my loan paid off.

[fireguywtc]

The economy is so bad, the golden parachute has been replaced with an aluminum foil one.

[fordman]

the economy is so bad they turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Andy Man]

The economy is so bad that the sweet smell of success is now a fart...

[stephen44]

The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to "Paris Holiday Inn."

The economy is so bad, If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

[fireguywtc]

The economy is so bad, Survivor is now filmed in the U.S.

[indytexan929]

The economy is so bad that you have to fill out a credit app to supersize at McD's!

[fireguywtc]

Saw these on Facebook.

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".

Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!!!"

[goldies67]