Jesus Knows You're Here

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Jesus Knows You're Here



A burglar broke into a house one night…


As he shined his flashlight around looking for valuables,

out of the dark a voice suddenly said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin!



He clicked off his flashlight and froze in place…

Hearing nothing more after a several minute wait,
he shook his head and continued about his business…

But as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect its wiring,
again, and clear as a bell, he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around the room,

frantically looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room,
his light beam fell upon a parrot sitting calmly in a cage.



'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then added,
'I'm just trying to warn you that HE is watching you!'

The burglar relaxed…

'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed…


'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus…'

[crazyhorse]

Mr Fbomb, that is a good'n,
I liked that .
Thanks for posting it.

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