Court ordered Holiday

[Wes]

HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT
I know God is giggling!

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and
Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a
discrimination case against Christians and Jews and
observances of their holy days. The argument was that
it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling
saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.
Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there
i
s no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

[ToughOldFord]

LOL, that's great!

[basketcase0302]

Love it, thanks Wes!

[dj_trucks]

Sweet!