A policeman sees a car speeding at 2:30 am and pulls it over expecting a drunken college kid. Surprised when the driver is a man in his early 60's, the cop asks where he is headed in such a hurry at this time of night. The old feller explains he is on his way to a lecture on the dangers of drinking, staying out late, and womanizing on men his age. Really curious now, the cop inquires who is giving a lecture like that at 2:30 am?
"My wife." the man simply replies.
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