Why Wives Should not hunt

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Why Wives Should not hunt


> It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the [censored] to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
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> Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
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> Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
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> Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
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> Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos , Texas .
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> Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
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> Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.
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> Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.
> Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, get the #$%^ away from my deer!"
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> Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife.
> And again he hears her yell, "Get the #$%^ away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!
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> Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.
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> The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your #$%^ deer, just let me get my saddle off it!"

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