Tactical training

[slim_chance]

Ok dont know if you heard this one before but I find its funny

During a field exercise for basic traning in the Army a drill sergent was walking around doing his inspection of the soldiers camoflage and stealth practical exercise. For a good 45 minutes he walked around and actually couldnt find a single private. He was thinking this is the best groupe he has ever seen do this. They where virtually invisable. When all of a sudden a short tree starts jumping around and hollering.

Inraged he aproaches the private that was made up to look like a tree and starts yelling at him.
"Do you realise if this was a real situation you just got yourself and all your buddies killed or captured by the enemy?"

The Private responded "Drill Sergent I have been standing in the same spot for over an hour. When dog came by and peed on my leg. I did not move. When a bird landed on one of my branches an craped on my shoulder I still did not move. When ants started climbing all over me I stayed perfectly still." "But when 2 squirrels ran up the inside of my pants legs and I heard them say "lets eat one now and save the other for later" That was the last straw".....