ford stands for

[ToughOldFord]

About a half a million years ago when I was working for the machine shop the guy that owned the shop was a Ford man. He had just bought himself a new F350 crew cab dually and that got us all brain storming during break. The winner was 'Fat Ogres Really Dig 'em"

[ak-1970-360]

A friend of mine yelled this one while working on a '70 Ford 8000 tractor that was being a particular pain in the arse. F#@kin' Owners Really Dumb. Under the circumstances and combined with the simultanious wrench throw it was quite hilarious.

[RangerDave]

These are the things you pick up if you're on this forum for very long....


CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques


CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.


CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.


CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.


CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.


CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed


CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet


GMC= Garage Man's Companion


GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company


GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming


GMC= Gay Mans Chariot


GM= General Mistake


GM= Glued Metal


GM – Mark of Ignorance


Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Chevy's,
our tools would rust.


For the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home.

[1970f100x]

GMC- Generally misfires constantly

[67mann]

A good friend of mine in High School had a habit(5-10 of them)of crashing F 100,s----so
F flip
O over
R read
D directions

[70_F100]

Does everybody remember the AMC Pacer??

Spelled backwards it's...

RECAP

[HOWDY69]

My father in law had one. I remember reading an article about the Pacer. It was described as an “ambulatory fish bowl”. I had to go get the dictionary.

[crazyhorse]

FOR OUR RACING DESIRES
FOR OUT RUNNING DALE

[hdpusher]

Take it easy on me but here ya go:
FORD
Failure Of Research n Development
NASCAR
Not All Southerners Care About Racing

[fordman]

ford the river

[BumpSide_Lover]

Gotta
Mechanic
Coming

Fix Found Failure
It In In
Again A Automotive
Tomorrow Trashcan Transportation

Cheapest
Heap
Ever
Visioned
Yet

Biggest Brutal Bring Big
Metal Money More Manufactured
Waste Waster Wrenches Waste

Big Big
Ugly Ugly
Indestructible Idiots
Cat Car
Killer Killer

Company Company
Always Asking
Denys Dealers
It's If
Lawful Local
Liability Lawyers
After Are
Collisions Calling

Company
Has
Recommended
You
Start
Learning
Engine
Repair

Doing Darn Design Don't
Overhauls Old Of Our
Daily Dirty Diabolical Dealers
Gets Gas German Gouge
Expensive Eater Engineer Everyone

For First Fancy
Old On Oil
Retired Rust & Recycling
Drunks Deterioration Device (That's enough, Ford is the BEST Period!)

Get Get
Everything Everything
Overpriced Overhauled

General General Generally Great
Maintenance Mistakes Malfunctions Mess

God's Getting Garbage Greatest Greasy Gimme
Mechanical Mostly Mans Mistake Messy My
Curse Crap Companion Created Contraption Checkbook

Had Honest
One Officer
Never Nobody
Did Drank
Again Anything

Huge
Ugly
Mother
Mostly
Eats
Resources

Just Just Just
Expect Eats Expect
Every Every Extra
Problem Penny Payments

Jumps
Around
Grinds
Uncontrollably
Always
Rusting

Keep Korea's Killed
Inside Imported In
Asia Accident Action

Loser
Always
Maintains
Big
Old
Rotten
Gunk
Hardly
Inflates
Nobody's
Image

Loads
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Must
Also
Suggest
Extra
Rope
And
Towing
Implements

Most
Expensive
Race
Car
Emits
Dense
Exhaust
Smoke
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I do know though, that the "S" in the Chevy S10 truck stands for "Sissy". Some Chevy executive is probably still laughing at how they pulled that one over on so many people. At one time some people thought the "S" stood for "Stupid" but that was later disproved. It just happens to be a coincidence that so many "stupid" people drive a Chevy S10.

[BumpSide_Lover]

More to come later, I put many hours in this post...
Much researching, etc...

[72Highboy]

I might be a lil late on this thread but when ever my friends with Chevy's(GMC's) or Dodge's tell me I should get a a different truck because Ford always stands for Found On Road Dead, I tell them this.

"Ya it was Found On Road Dead but it was Fixed Often Repaired Daily and it was First On Race Day.

[bb429power]

FORD, came up with these while reading this forum.
For
Out
Running
Duramax


Fu@#
Our
Rusted
Dodge

First and
Only
Reliable
Driver

Family
Only
Rides and
Drives 'em

[hdpusher]

Ford. Well at least they circled the problem.